This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
watch this video, feel good little eggs,
I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
i can never not reblog this.
Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.
1. Gettin’ ready for the big event.
2. Sepia whores.
3. Twue wuv.
4. George and Mamma.
5. Me and my gamete donors.