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Super Happy Fun Time Extravaganza
Super Happy Fun Time Extravaganza

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

bennyslegs:

watch this video, feel good little eggs,

pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

…

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:

1. Gettin’ ready for the big event.

2. Sepia whores.

3. Twue wuv.

4. George and Mamma.

5. Me and my gamete donors.